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i-it's not like i want your firstborn or anything, b-baka
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-doesn’t notice you, because I am sempai-

So my mom was talking to me about getting a job
mom: Nothing big, maybe just a part time job. Just something to get you out of the house.
me: i donT WANNA LEAVE THE HOUSE
How I deal with boys………

How I deal with boys………

He broke his brain

He broke his brain

iwofrickinjima:

Five cats for five Deutsche-marks at Arby’s!

iwofrickinjima:

Five cats for five Deutsche-marks at Arby’s!

The “asexual umbrella”

The “asexual umbrella”

I made the doitsu for reasons

I made the doitsu for reasons

So

I’ve seen some people in the asexual tag asking what sexual attraction is and I think I got it. Have you ever just really wanted chocolate? You start craving it so you just say fuck it and buy a chocolate bar and go to town on it? I think that’s what its like :b but who knows

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