I was really upset about buying a dead hermit crab so I returned it and got this little guy. I think it was meant to be though because this dude is AWESOME.
Meet Moose! He’s also very tiny and very active. He was up and walking around the little container in the parking lot when I was leaving the store. I put him in his tank and he seems to be doing great. Isn’t he adorable!? :)
Guess he was tired of playing Jacks that died in frozen water to save girls
I just spit my tea on my screen because of you
imagine tamaki suoh in a dollar store
Part 2 of my favourite text posts
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
hating someone for the color of their skin, whethere their black brown white or whatever, is like hating someone for something that they have absolutely no control over, like being tall short or gay.
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
Do you ever just realize you already are an adult and you have no money
what I learnt last night: if you’re imagining a creepy thing in your room or outside and it’s coming to get you, just imagine that it met another creepy thing and they started making out, forgetting you entirely.
It worked for me
ash never thinks
Our next USA president and Vice President are here